Monday, February 13, 2006

Bizarre Letter


Welcome to the Ilona fan club! This is a scan of a letter that someone left in my mailbox yesterday. Freaky! Who can it be? This person knows me, my parents, sister, where I live, but not how to spell my name properly "Elona". So walking by the house inspired him/her (you never know) and now he/she wants to date me? Regarding my moving back to New York as a joy for my family, you'll have to ask them. I love how whiteout carefully masks ‘Birthday’ and it is replaced with ‘Valentine’. When you open the letter it sings happy b-day to you. There was no name, other than "Beach Channel Person", and no return address on the envelope. Should I put an ad in the local paper: “Desperately Seeking Beach Channel Person”?

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